I wrote to “Joy” (for that message, which is brief, see the comments on the original “It is my gladness…” post) and received this very blue message back:
Thanks for the email and also yes,My husband in respect of Rev Johnny Bradley who owned the place and also it is situated In 3450 Drummond ,Montréal,QC H3G 1Y1 Canada and also want you to know that it was due to my husband transfer that makes us to leave the place and also want to give it out for rent and looking for a responsible person that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money for the rent but want it to be clean at the time and the person which is reliable and responsible that will rent it to take it as if it were its own.So for now,Am here in United States right now in our new flat and also with the keys/document of the flat we are willing to rent to you.We try to look for an agent that we can give this document before we left but could not see and we are as well as don’t want our flat to be used any how in our present that is why we took it along to us here and as you know that,my husband over in the West Africa for a Mission of God,so I hope you will promise us to take very good care of the home.So get back to me on how you could take care of our home or perhaps experience you have in renting home.
Hope you are okay with the price of $622 Per Month for the place with hydro,heat laundry facilities,air condition, internet connection and so on 750 Square Feet, I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible so that i can forward you an application to fill out and discuss on how to get the flat for rent,also are you ready to rent it now or when?you can view our flat picture at the attach file as you can see the pictures of the place are beautiful that is why we need a maintenance and up keep of our flat.
Attached were pictures of a huge and gorgeous flat from various angles, and this picture of Joy and her daughter:
Joy Jr.: “Mommy! Look! I am sniffing this flower to mask the reek of unhappiness and disappointment that emanates from your body!”
Joy: “I hate you.”
This was my response:
Regards Joy Bradley-Derrick,
3450 Drummond in Montreal H3G 1Y1 is lovely neighborhood so happy to live there! I am responsible and trustworldy to treat flat as my own mantenence.
I understand you take document and keys to u.s. and your husband honorable kind Rev Johnny Bradley Derrick loves the lord and wants to make West Africa a nation of lord lovers also.
I have a lot of experience in renting home. I take care of home with washing, brooming, etc. and stay vigilant to not let home flood or catch fire or have many mice or cover in mud slide, etc.
The price of $622 sounds good to me for place. Please forward me application. I am ready to rent immediate.
I attach picture of me so you know me a little.
Thank you regards,
And then–is this unethical?–I searched for a photo on the internet and attached this: